10 Things NOT to do at work

2 Apr

1. Go on facebook on work computers. Use your phone’s wireless capabilities.

2. Compare ages with your colleagues. If you’re reading this, chances are you’re younger than them.

3. Talk about how the bus was late when having a hickey on your neck. It’s not believable.

4. Tell your manager how many aunts and uncles you have, because when you start to kill them off to get compassionate leave, things may go array.

5. Don’t talk about sex. Period! No you can’t talk about your period either.

6. Don’t date your work colleagues. And No, you can’t fall for them either.

7. Make jokes that begin with ‘ok i’m not a racist, but have you heard about the one with…’

8. Tell anyone you’re bored. Work will be given to you. Usually admin stuff.

9. Piss your manager off by making fun of their dress sense. It’s gonna back fire.

10. Come to work hung over.

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3 Responses to “10 Things NOT to do at work”

  1. yashvin April 2, 2010 at 7:55 pm #

    2. My friends get surprised when they hear my age 😛

    3. I reach office among the first 5 ones 😛

    6. Too late LOL!

  2. roushdat April 8, 2010 at 10:41 am #

    Some of the sentences have “Don’t” while others don’t have “Don’t”…and the title says “Things Not to do at work”.

    Based on this…probably all those with a “Don’t”, we have to do them, right? :S

  3. K_Wasseem May 5, 2010 at 5:28 pm #

    @Roushdat:
    Right on man! 😛 Well spotted!

    @Maliha:
    Things NOT to do, are actually more exciting to do! 😀
    As goes the saying, rules are meant to be broken 😛

    But #6 is now defunct I think, it happens so often these days, take a look around 😀 But it all depends on the work atmosphere, there are certain places which are like “lakaz mama” whereas others highly ethical/professional and in such a place it is to your advantage to abide to #6.

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