This is 4ya..IT “geeks” :-)

12 Sep

1. Internet people love acronyms because they make communication much more efficient, as we can see from the following typical conversation:

Person A: What’s up?
Person B: Not much.
Person A: LOL. HEFY?
Person B: ROTFL.
Person C: PMFJ, but IMHO,
Dave Barry, Dave Barry In Cyberspace

2. Telling computer guys that they need to have permission to quote things is like having to tell little children about Death. – Ted Nelson

3. EASY TO INSTALL = Difficult to install, but instruction manual has pictures.

4. Basically, Doom is a (violent) 3D arcade game where you run around in a maze and kill things with shotguns and chainsaws…. After you get tired of killing things, you can run it over a network and kill things together with your friends. After you get tired of that, you can kill your friends.

Frequently Asked Questions: Doom

5. Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because OCT(31) = DEC(25)

6. When all else fails, read the manual.

7. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…

8. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

9. You know you’re an email-junkie when…

  • You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
  • You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
  • You start using smileys in your snail mail.
  • You check your mail. It says “no new messages.” So you check it again

9. WindowError:001 Windows loaded. System in danger. WindowError:004 Erronious error. Nothing wrong.

WindowError:009 Horrible bug encounterd. God knows what has happened.

WindowError:00C Memory hog error. More ram needed. More! More!

WindowError:00F Unexplaind error. Please tell us how it happened.

WindowError:010 Reserved for future mistakes

WindowError:014 Nonexisent error. This cannot really be happening.

WindowError:01B Illegal error. Do not get this error.

WindowError056: Operator fell asleep while waiting.


5 Responses to “This is 4ya..IT “geeks” :-)”

  1. ¥@$# September 16, 2007 at 10:12 am #

    #6 applies to me… lolz… I never read manuals… Just when all hope of getting something to work is gone, then perhaps… if the thing is still able to work… 😆

    #9 (the first one! did u notice u used twice #9??? 😆 ) OMG! I’m just like that… I just keeping my mail… Even at night, if I wake up, I go and check my mail, then back to sleep… and I do keep checking even if it says “no new mail” just to make sure the page has refreshed… lolz…

  2. xxmalihaxx September 17, 2007 at 2:32 pm #

    lol..zats z result of bein too addicted to pc..I’m maself an IT geek :p N am defnitely an ” email junkie” .. n i find zis quotin stuff#2 real i dun nid permission to quote fingsss!! 😦

  3. ¥@$# September 17, 2007 at 7:05 pm #

    To still ine gagne lagurre ar chiffre 10??? Compte ziska 10 ene coute…

    1,2,3… etc… 😆

  4. xxmalihaxx September 18, 2007 at 12:32 pm #

    Wi jai eu 1pti clash ek 10 avant hier :p we r no longer on gud terms! lol! li ti risse m cv..m ti pince li! muahahahaha

  5. Inf November 4, 2007 at 6:39 pm #

    Interesting post you have here! 😛

    I tend to recognize myself in that post! :s

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