This is 4ya..IT “geeks” :-)

12 Sep

1. Internet people love acronyms because they make communication much more efficient, as we can see from the following typical conversation:

Person A: What’s up?
Person B: Not much.
Person A: LOL. HEFY?
Person B: ROTFL.
Person C: PMFJ, but IMHO,
OJIOGBUOLSWMR
TJVAIFWNTMITSI
HDHGCOAC.
Dave Barry, Dave Barry In Cyberspace

2. Telling computer guys that they need to have permission to quote things is like having to tell little children about Death. – Ted Nelson

3. EASY TO INSTALL = Difficult to install, but instruction manual has pictures.

4. Basically, Doom is a (violent) 3D arcade game where you run around in a maze and kill things with shotguns and chainsaws…. After you get tired of killing things, you can run it over a network and kill things together with your friends. After you get tired of that, you can kill your friends.

Frequently Asked Questions: Doom

5. Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because OCT(31) = DEC(25)

6. When all else fails, read the manual.

7. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…

8. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

9. You know you’re an email-junkie when…

  • You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
  • You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
  • You start using smileys in your snail mail.
  • You check your mail. It says “no new messages.” So you check it again

9. WindowError:001 Windows loaded. System in danger. WindowError:004 Erronious error. Nothing wrong.

WindowError:009 Horrible bug encounterd. God knows what has happened.

WindowError:00C Memory hog error. More ram needed. More! More!

WindowError:00F Unexplaind error. Please tell us how it happened.

WindowError:010 Reserved for future mistakes

WindowError:014 Nonexisent error. This cannot really be happening.

WindowError:01B Illegal error. Do not get this error.

WindowError056: Operator fell asleep while waiting.


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5 Responses to “This is 4ya..IT “geeks” :-)”

  1. ¥@$# September 16, 2007 at 10:12 am #

    #6 applies to me… lolz… I never read manuals… Just when all hope of getting something to work is gone, then perhaps… if the thing is still able to work… 😆

    #9 (the first one! did u notice u used twice #9??? 😆 ) OMG! I’m just like that… I just keeping my mail… Even at night, if I wake up, I go and check my mail, then back to sleep… and I do keep checking even if it says “no new mail” just to make sure the page has refreshed… lolz…

  2. xxmalihaxx September 17, 2007 at 2:32 pm #

    lol..zats z result of bein too addicted to pc..I’m maself an IT geek :p N am defnitely an ” email junkie” .. n i find zis quotin stuff#2 real true..lol- i dun nid permission to quote fingsss!! 😦

  3. ¥@$# September 17, 2007 at 7:05 pm #

    To still ine gagne lagurre ar chiffre 10??? Compte ziska 10 ene coute…

    1,2,3… etc… 😆

  4. xxmalihaxx September 18, 2007 at 12:32 pm #

    Wi jai eu 1pti clash ek 10 avant hier :p we r no longer on gud terms! lol! li ti risse m cv..m ti pince li! muahahahaha

  5. Inf November 4, 2007 at 6:39 pm #

    Interesting post you have here! 😛

    I tend to recognize myself in that post! :s

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